"HEY YOU DICK WATCH IT OR I WILL SHOVE YOUR TINY CAR UP YOUR ASS."
Me after being cut off by a douche in a Porsche.
I was just looking for lobster bisque recipes. I don’t know why I didn’t just type in “lobster bisque recipe”, but I’m glad I didn’t.
WHY IN THE FUCK ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS COMMERCIAL BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH DID BECAUSE I THINK WE NEED TO
at first I was so confused because I didn’t see him
and then I realized
watching this at 3:40am was a bad idea
The other day I compared Benedict to Hammy the squirrel in Over The Hedge…this just confirms it.
i crashed my cart into the ditch
i dont care
i love it
Songs of Innocence is really fucking good, guys.
I’ll just be here, crying about U2 for days.
This is the second batch of baked pumpkin spice donuts I’ve made in two days. I might have a bit of a problem. But this time I went for a espresso cream cheese glaze instead of the cinnamon sugar coating. Yum!