the female gaze

Favorite insult from my seven hours of driving today. 

"HEY YOU DICK WATCH IT OR I WILL SHOVE YOUR TINY CAR UP YOUR ASS."

Me after being cut off by a douche in a Porsche.



I was just looking for lobster bisque recipes. I don’t know why I didn’t just type in “lobster bisque recipe”, but I’m glad I didn’t.

I was just looking for lobster bisque recipes. I don’t know why I didn’t just type in “lobster bisque recipe”, but I’m glad I didn’t.



cumberbangers:

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

whykhan:

sakibatch:

WHY IN THE FUCK ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS COMMERCIAL BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH DID BECAUSE I THINK WE NEED TO

at first I was so confused because I didn’t see him

and then I realized

watching this at 3:40am was a bad idea

The other day I compared Benedict to Hammy the squirrel in Over The Hedge…this just confirms it.

(via dontshaveforsherlock)



lana-loves-lingua-latina:

i crashed my cart into the ditch
i dont care
i love it

(via iamsmallpotao)



Songs of Innocence is really fucking good, guys.


1 week ago - 2 notes

I’ll just be here, crying about U2 for days.


1 week ago - 3 notes

This is the second batch of baked pumpkin spice donuts I’ve made in two days. I might have a bit of a problem. But this time I went for a espresso cream cheese glaze instead of the cinnamon sugar coating. Yum!

This is the second batch of baked pumpkin spice donuts I’ve made in two days. I might have a bit of a problem. But this time I went for a espresso cream cheese glaze instead of the cinnamon sugar coating. Yum!




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