[sCREAMS] I [SHOVES PILLOW INTO YOUR FACE] WANT [PUNCHES HOLE IN THE WALL] TO [PUNCHES VASE OFF THE COUNTER] HUG [AGGRESSIVELY RUFFLES YOUR HAIR] WILL [RUNS OUT OF THE HOUSE][SCREAMS INTO THE DISTANCE] GRAHAAAM
June 2013
theswaggiestangelinthegarrison:
Current mood: the face kirk makes when mccoy stabs him with the hypos
The Starfleet Spaceport
Michael Giacchino
The Starfleet Spaceport - Michael Giacchino (Star Trek OST)
yep
This Is The Last Time
The National
This Is The Last Time — The National
This is the last time (Tiny Desk Concert)
The National
The National - This is the last time (Tiny Desk Concert)
i like this picture of gordon ramsay being upset over soup
sexual orientation: this picture of mads mikkelsen
I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
Eagerly awaiting new Supernatural bloopers.
what if snails are actually demons and that’s why they react badly to salt
You’re right. You’ve figured it out. My whole ingenious plan to corrupt the world to evil, and to stray from the light was based on fucking snails, and you caught me out. Ruined the whole thing. You must be so proud.
#damn someone had their sassy flakes today #calm down sass master satan
Sass Master Satan.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HANNIBAL
“Jon Stewart is gone for the summer… I’m not actually supposed to say this but someone got him pregnant. He’s gone to a community for older men in a similar situation.”
—
John Oliver hosting the Daily Show (via itsnofuntobeyellow)
John Oliver demonstrating his fanfic knowledge once again.
(via paralyzedbyhope)Don’t have time for this shit.
Grace Kelly
Mika
“Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?”
On my way home for the summer finally. So sleepy. 50 min till I can plop down, buckle in, and NAP.
“It’s like they’re collectively Beyonce and everyone else is Destiny’s Child.”
—Janie on Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart as compared to all other TV personalities. (via wannabefinalgirl)
Bleed It Out
Linkin Park
Linkin Park || Bleed it Out
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
Writing my final gender and sexuality studies paper about The Hunt. My professor very politely didn’t ask how I’d seen it even though it hasn’t been released in the US.
