January 2012
My cousin’s car has a mean sound system. I’m currently being cradled by the bass and drums of Mysterious Ways in the backseat.
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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I don't typically count calories...
BUT CHECK THIS OUT. Caffe Americano, 1p mocha, 1p peppermint, 2 splenda, a tiny bit of non-fat milk. 15 calories, just as decadent-tasting as a Peppermint Mocha but without the gut-turning 390 calories. So good. Happy New Year!
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
“My father used to say, ‘Don’t Raise your voice. Improve your argument’.”
– Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via quotebites)
Dec 31st
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Sitting in Starbucks, drinking an iced chai,...
Am I hipster yet?
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Not that I care that much. About the lack of TV and internet, I mean. But I really enjoy my stupid New Years Eve stuff on TV, all right? Judge as you will, but watching Kathy Griffin try to get Anderson fired is just really damn enjoyable.
Dec 31st
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Out in the desert. Bitch who shares the house took the card for the TV and Internet. In my Dad’s words, what a conniving bitch. But I’m sleeping in her bed. So HA!
Dec 31st
Dec 30th
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My cousin is not even 2 yet. And she can use an...
It’s impressive and yet scary.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
My sister is now sick as well.
Every time a food commercial comes on the TV she yells, “NO FOOD.” and covers her face until it is over.  I feel her pain.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Caught up on Looking for Group.
Now what do I do?
Dec 30th
My stomach has been rebelling for a solid three...
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Never get a facial.
Just… Don’t do it. It hurts like a bitch. Not worth it.
Dec 28th
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As a child, Newt Gingrich's favorite pastime was... →
Dec 28th
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Anderson, you have the prettiest eyes EVER.
Dec 28th
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Partying on New Year's Eve?
fauxxe: Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
Dec 28th
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I have been on the couch for 12 hours.
I can’t remember the last time I felt this sick, guys.  I thought I was going to die.  I feel much better now, but oh god.  
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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